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Fat is skinny, ugly is hot, Arabians are not Arabians, etc. We all usually make the worst decisions right before closing time, because we feel that desperateness of leaving alone. Bartender yells the 4 worst words in the dictionary "Last call for Alcohol" and every dude feels like they are playing musical chairs for pussy. Worst part about this particle incident is that it was like 1:15 in the afternoon and I've been drunk for a good 7 hours.. i'm not a mathmatician, but I think I'm a borderline alchoholic. So this blonde walks in the bar, and to me, she's fucking banging. She's tall, skinny, etc. I have a thing for skinny blondes.. like mal nourished blondes.. not like Anne Frank but you know... haha too far, I know.So she walks in and she's wearing a tank top and some dirty jeans. I thought - Hey, this bitch is stylish (fucking dirty jeans) and hot. I walk over to her and start with the bad pick up lines and I told her I love her shoes. I was like " those are nice kicks, where did. I couldn’t get dust on me in my ethereal form. As I stood in the road a light approached from behind. I cast no shadow. Suddenly a red pickup truck drove right through me. Okay, so it didn’t hurt or anything but you try it and see how you like it! “Thanks Steve. Nice timing,” I muttered, as the pickup turned off the road a few yards up, into a long driveway. Behind me another doorway opened up and Mitch jumped down beside me, collapsing to his knees with the unexpected drop. “Nice trip?” I asked. He rolled his eyes. “I bet you didn’t keep your feet either.” I ignored that statement and instead started towards the driveway. “So is this where you come when you’re having alone time?” Mitch asked, enclosing the last two words in air quotes. “Maybe.” “I’m going to imagine you just come here to sit by the lake and think pure thoughts.” I grinned to myself. “Yeah, you keep thinking that.” We made our way up the long driveway. A few traces of snow still lingered to the side. I’d watched.
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